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How exactly did she manage to take a large

(really…we’re talking football-sized)

(no, I have not actually laid eyes on a football in…decades years and I barely have a penchant for exaggeration, why do you ask?)

orange vegetable in it and two (yes TWO) bunches of Jurassic-sized green leaves and end up with something so…anemic?

I know that’s what you’re thinking.

White casserole judgment. I see it in your eyes.

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Sometimes…life throws us moldy cauliflowers.  In our crisper bins.  Yuck.

(Which, really, is a much better find than all of the moldy peppers our roommate left us when she went away for two weeks.  But still. Undesirable.)

And when it does.  We should not make moldy cauliflower-ade.

No, really. Please don’t do that.

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The holiday party outfit selection process is an extensive one.

It requires at least five changes of attire, one round of tears because nothing fits quite right, six roommate consultations.  And a partridge in a pear tree.

All before deciding to just go back to our first choice.

Yeah, this is totally supposed to be “fun”.

Snicker.

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Remember that kid in your high school class who you knew was going to be president someday?

(Or, you know.  At least a Congressman.)

(Maybe just that guy whose job it is to help old ladies walk across the street.  Sigh.  He had such potential.  See what happens when you knock up your high school girlfriend at age 22?)
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