How exactly did she manage to take a large
(really…we’re talking football-sized)
(no, I have not actually laid eyes on a football in…decades years and I barely have a penchant for exaggeration, why do you ask?)
orange vegetable in it and two (yes TWO) bunches of Jurassic-sized green leaves and end up with something so…anemic?
I know that’s what you’re thinking.
White casserole judgment. I see it in your eyes.











