Do my chopstick skillz look better?
I’ve been practicing. All day, all night. When I should be pipetting and mixing chemicals together and looking at glowing cells under a microscope. Really, I’m just thinking about how to hold chopsticks in my left hand without looking like a psycho killer.
Obviously. I shouldn’t quit my day job.
Also. If I’m going to keep showing you my hands, I really should paint my nails.
Or get me some super chic rubber gloves.
(All the cool MD/PhD students are wearing them!)
(Cool MD/PhD student = oxymoron.)
Then you’d really think I was sitting in lab practicing chopsticking.
(“Chopsticking” sounds dirty. You should probably not use it in a sentence today. Especially not while talking to your boss. Or small children. Just saying.)
