Yesterday I learned about every parasitic disease that I never knew I lived in mortal fear of getting.
And really, I didn’t want to be one of those parents, but now I am seriously considering wrapping every part of my childrens’ bodies in saran wrap (except for their faces) before allowing them to leave the house. Ever.
(Note that this will also be a very effective mode of contraception for when they get older. No one wants to sleep with the weird kid wrapped in saran wrap. No matter how cute she is.)











