Bribery is a hostess’s best friend.
That would be the first sentence in my handy dandy copy of Dinner Parties For Dummies (and Medical Students). A trusty little tome that I received immediately upon matriculation back in September of 2009; the good old days, as I like to call them, when studying was truly a superfluous activity and all you really had to know was that empathizing with your patient is a good thing. Really, that concept actually eludes most people (and by people, I mean future surgeons. Sorry to any surgeons out there, but, I mean, come on. You know the stereotypes.).










