“I’m not responsible for your experience of my work.”
That’s what I said to my father last weekend. When I stormed (YES! Hurricane Joanne RETURNS) out of the house.
I’m not usually quite so explosive. But I think the Real Housewives are beginning to rub off on me. Soon I’ll be getting Botox injections in my living room.
What’s that you say? I don’t have a living room?
Minor detail.
My apartment is in a semi-state of national disaster right now. I had to hold off the feds yesterday. Inform them that, no, we did not have a category five hurricane breeze through the building (but if we did do you think I could have had it named after me? “Hurricane Joanne”. It has a nice ring to it, don’tcha think?).
Let me tell you what happens when you agree to do a review for POM.
You will be sitting in your room one day. Innocent. Unsuspecting. Naive.
You are probably twiddling your thumbs.
You are probably not studying.
You probably should be studying. You definitely should not be twiddling your thumbs.
[Updated from the Recipe Archives]
About five months ago, in the midst of the aftermath of a minor surgery that my brother had (he’s fine…fully recovered. It really was incredibly minor.), I received a phone call from him.
Slightly loopy from the painkillers (or from whatever drugs he took to sedate him enough to deal with being in the house with my parents for 24 hours a day. Every day. For two weeks. They did say the pain would go away after a few days. But wrote him a prescription for almost a month’s worth of Percoset. Talk about foresight.). He jumped right into the real reason for his call.
As a future medical practitioner. I feel that it is my sworn duty to inform you of any and all real and present dangers to your health. Some might even say I took some kind of oath or something.
Consequently.
It has been brought to my attention that a craze has swept the nation. Regarding a certain. “Fictional“. Book series.
On Saturday morning I told Sophie. That’s it. I am getting my beach body back.
(It’s amazing what not running 40 miles a week while still going to the gym the other three days a week will do to your beach body.)
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